Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The fool says in his heart... (Ps 14:1)

I have, via email, received this joke (with some wisdom behind it) and am posting it:
One time, an atheist, upon seeing preparations for Easter and Passover holidays, became incensed and decided to contact his lawyer. He complained stating that this was a discrimination inflicted on atheists adding:
"...and what's worse?!
We atheists have no holidays to celebrate!"
The lawyer felt sorry for the atheist, agreed with what he had said and accepted the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of his lawyer, promptly banged his gavel and declared,
"Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood up and objected to the ruling and said,

"Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Jews - why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah! ...and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said:
"Obviously your client is too confused
to know about or to celebrate the atheists' holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said:
"We are aware of no such holiday for atheists,
just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge replied:
"Well it comes every year
on exactly the same date - April 1st!"
"
The fool says in his heart,
'There is no God.' "
(Psalm 14:1)
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What about me?
...what do I say?

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